OMG! Ponies!

• I just got the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic apps worth $260+ for just $20 and got 3 sweet bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it #
• Mmmm. Cheap programs…. #
• Dear James Cameron: Final Fantasy XIII beats the crap out of Avatar. #
• JOIN THE NAVY: You'll Come For The Comraderie. You'll Stay For The Tickle Fights! #
• SAD: I bought something at Hot Topic. Then again, where else can you get checkerboard suspenders for a ska show? #
• RT @mobloso Video Games Are The New Hollywood : Mobile • Local • Social http://ow.ly/1q6JMq #
• I'm sorry world but they made me an offer I can't refuse – a free rack of slow-cooked fall-off-the-bone kansas city ribs #
• Pork ribs do taste like I remember. #
• I fell off the wagon. The meatwagon. #

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• What with my lack of cable, I spent last night watching "A*Team" and "Airwolf". I think I made the right choice. #
• Another earthquake. My prediction – expect a rapid uptick in babies being named "Kal-El". #
• Also, personal spaceship hobby kits are going to be a big seller this year. #
• NEED ADVICE: Still have about 16 PBR in my car from drinking in NJ. Should I go get one? #
• I'm heading out to my car to grab a PBR from the trunk. Who wants one? #
• My secretary: I don't like the 12pts between your paragraphs. Me: It's my name on the motion. And I like the 12pts. #

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• All wings check in. Red 5 at Otto's. Standing by. #
• There is some Pakistani/Muslim rally outside. It's loud and pissing me off. Take that shit elsewhere. #
• Shut up Pakistanis! It's too early for your loud ass amplified Muslim chanting. Shut the fuck up! #
• American Speedway-rockabilly with a hard motherfuckin edge http://yfrog.com/auxc6hj #
• Part of me still thinks that 4'10" Snooki is cute. Then again, part of me also enjoys not having a burning sensation when pissing. #
• My impression of Darth Vader as a tailor: "I have altered your suit. Pray that I don't alter it further." #
• I wonder if "www.jimbunningsucksgreatbigdonkeydick.com" is available… #
• maybe "www.jimbunningwantsyoutofeedhimcock.com" is available #
• It's official. I am announcing my candidacy for US Senate. I will use my powers of crazy for good, not evil. #
• If elected to the US Senate, I will go five rounds with #jim bunning on the Senate floor. #OMG_Ponies4Senate #
• Saw Gowanus on Trending Topics and assumed it had caught fire. Nope, just superfund status. #
• as all can see, my platform appeals to both #starwars fans and people who want to see me fight #jim bunning. #OMG_Ponies4Senate #
• if I'm elected to US Senate, the Dems will go from Party of "Hope" to Party of "Cockpunching Jim Bunning on CSPAN" #OMG_Ponies4Senate #
• if elected to senate, i will change senate rules to follow AD&D. Roll 1d20 against McConnell's charisma. #OMG_Ponies4Senate #
• 300 more songs to sync?! But I wanna listen to Motley Crue NOW!!! #
• I don't say "Blast and confound it all!" nearly enough. #
• Hi all. This is OMG_Ponies secretary. He's got me typing his tweets and blog comments right now while he gets drunk on PBR. Just FYI #
• Taking odds on Dean Skelos being the next Governor of NY #
• Overheard in the office: "That's not linguine! Linguine is skinny. That's fettuccine. Don't you know anything about pasta?!" #
• Yes – that is the sort of great legal discussion that happens in a law firm. #
• Overheard in the office: "OWW! Hot chicken!" (from the direction of my secretary's desk) #
• BREAKING: Gov. Paterson found with NJ call girl, explains "Why not? If I'm gonna resign, might as well have fun" #
• OMG! I just laughed myself to tears. Thanks internet. #
• Kesha Rogers wants to take our troops out of war and put em in space. http://bit.ly/apsNBf #
• But if elected, I will take our troops off the battlefield and put them into X-Wing starfighters. #OMG_Ponies4Senate #
• Gotta charge the MBP and shave and shower. Then off to the city to maybe finish Sweetie. #
• Off to the tattoo parlor to intentionally wound my arm. #
• Had to tap out. Tattooing the shoulder hurts like a bitch #
• So here is the woman at the heart of all my suffering. #starwars http://yfrog.com/5jbfjbj #
• Impudent whelp! Spartan dog! Allied pig! #
• Time to watch Brian Williams Nightly News FOR FREE! Wheeee! No cable! #
• The redness having gone down, I think I may like Sweetie more than Ginger. #
• Detail shot: http://yfrog.com/evegrj #
• I have expanded my Pabst drinking and ska listening to include New Brunswick, NJ. #
• "Back In The USSR" is on the jukebox and I'm playing pinball in Jersey. http://yfrog.com/6uvqlyj #
• Coming of a drunk. My TV shows are downloaded and my Chinese food is delivered. This was a perfect day #

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