Because it’s 4:20 and my boss, Dave, is not here:
Who is it?
It’s me – Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
Who is it?
It’s me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
Who?
It’s Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
Who is it?
It’s, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
Who?
Dave, man. Open up.
Dave?
Yeah – Dave. C’mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
Dave’s not here.
No, man, I’m Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
Hey, c’mon, man.
Who is it?
It’s Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
Who?
Dave, man. Open up.
Dave?
Yeah, Dave.
Dave’s not here.
What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you…
(More knocks)
C’mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
Who is it?
Oh, what the hell is it…c’mon. Open up the door! It’s Dave!
Who?
Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
Dave?
Yeah, Dave!
Dave?
Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
Dave’s not here
(The humor comes from the fact that the guy at the door is named Dave. And he has some marijuana for his friend. But his friend is so stoned, he thinks Dave is asking if Dave is there. But Dave isn’t there!)
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