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Monthly Archives: May 2007
The More You Know*: Retarded Bear
Thursday, May 31st, 2007
Time for a little reader mail. This one came in from a young boy from the Midwest who has a question about time-tested ad concepts. He writes – Sphere: Related Content
Spain Sues Over Pieces Of Eight
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
It’s like a pirate bonanza. So, like in the 17th Century, a Spanish galleon carrying a ton of Spanish gold (presumably doubloons, or Pieces of Eight, or drachma, or whatever) wrecked somewhere in the Atlantic. Well, it wasn’t a ton of gold. It was some gold coins and several dozen tons of silver. Worth $500 [...]
It's Spelled "Po' Boy", You Ass-Hat!
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
Ahh, summer. It the season when I remember why I will never be able to keep Kosher (or even be a vegetarian). There’s spare ribs to smoke, bacon cheeseburgers to grill, fish to catch, and Lipitor prescriptions to fill. As I gear up for my annual trip to the Outer Banks (OBX – respresent!), I [...]
Undead Monkey! Beat that!
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
I’m serious. Undead monkey + gun = cool. There’s your unified field theory. I’m sure that Stephen Hawking is over in Cambridge right now, saying in his computer voice, “Holy fuck, why didn’t I think of that? Undead monkeys with guns solve everything, including the relationship between Newtonian physics and the behavior of quantum particles [...]