Once upon the time in Biblical Days in Bethlehem, there was a couple named Joseph and Mary who wanted a baby. They were very holy and did not like sinning, unlike all of their neighbors who sinned all of the time. Because Mary was so holy and never ever sinned, she was the prettiest woman [...]
(From the archives, and in the spirit of Chrismukkah, a re-post of Jesus Saves…And Takes Half Damage) Here’s the Character Sheet for Jesus if he was a high-powered AD&D character. “Jesus rolls a 14 and once again, Jesus Saves.” Just a little stupidity I felt like posting, keeping up my completely sacreligious mood. The Christian [...]
My itinerary for next week is set. On Christmas Chrismukkah Eve, Girlie and I are taking the dragon bus from Chinatown to Beantown. I figure that the roads will be lighter on Chrismukkah Eve, which is a Monday, versus on Sunday, December 23. I’ve got to pick out a book for the ride, but the [...]
Winter has set in with a vengeance which means that I’m in Hobbit mode. Cooking hearty stews all day long. Yesterday was Beef Stroganoff. Today is Beef Goulash. Few things are better than a nice hot meaty stew over noodles while snuggling with a loved one (Girlie in this case). Not only that, but slow-cooking [...]
The New York Post had an interesting article last week on the rise and fall of vodka as the drink of choice among discerning alcoholics. First of all, let me say that the copy of the New York Post was a free promotional copy. Second, I was reading it mainly for Page Six gossip. Third, by “interesting [...]