Monthly Archives: January 2008

Why I'm Voting Against Hillary

Until this week, I was planning on voting for Barack Obama. Then, a certain hawkish Senator from New York had a slightly teary moment. Since then, I have resolved to vote against Hillary Clinton. Don’t get me wrong – I’m still voting for Obama. But that moment also caused me to lose any respect I [...]

The Case For Vikings

The Case For Robots

I’m beginning a new series in which I expound on the virtues, vices, and virtuous vices for each staple of craptastic cinema.  For those who don’t know, the pecking order of great cinema staples is, as follows:  Sphere: Related Content

The Writing Is On The Wall

I Can't Stands No More

Okay folks.  I’ll overlook the 18 people out there that were searching for pornography from a certain African country that was the subject of “We Are The World” yesterday and were referred to my site.  But some sick bastard found my site with the search “PONIES F*CKING WOMEN”.  First of all, this is not where [...]