Monthly Archives: March 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-30

Two new K-Cup varieties at work. I'll have to try them. http://yfrog.com/0dv0oj # RT So We Can Get It Made: "Grifter Cops", spinoff from #LOST with James Ford and Miles Straume # Quentin Tarantino is slated to be Brainy Smurf. Now I want to see "Quentin Tarantino's The Smurfs" # What does Papa Smurf look [...]

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-28

Successfully irritated the hell out of Cousin Lisa by defending the abstract concept of corporations. # Who wants to be the @ in my 5,000th tweet? # Dorkmobile might be upgraded to Dorkmobile Mk II # Happy 79th Birthday, James T. Kirk. You're truly a magnificent bastard. # Dorkmobile Mk II Update: It may be [...]

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-27

Dorkmobile Mk II is in the parking lot. Went with Prius III (not V). Only difference is I have cloth seats w/o an ass-warmer. # Why doesn't Nestor Carbonell have a contract to be Maybelline's spokesman to sell mascara to men? # Does anyone want to give me an iPad? I want to windshield mount [...]

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-26

I checked in at Advantage Toyota of Lynbrook (639 Merrick Road) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/a0eFR9 # Know who sucks great big donkey dick? eSurance, that's who. # Sphere: Related Content

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-25

Yes GOP, you can repeal #HCR You just need to net 26 Senators and 200+ Representatives in the midterms. # A production still from JJ Abrams' upcoming legal drama. http://yfrog.com/9grvlxj # Arming lasers, acquiring target…. http://yfrog.com/ai44603646224fde0bacfaoj # Shorter link to it: #lasercats http://bit.ly/b3crFm # Need advice: does anyone know how to hack a 2010 Prius [...]